Miley Cyrus Dress
Oh, Miley Cyrus, there are a lot more creative ways to mend a broken heart than wearing leather br- tops and knickers, lic*ing sledgehammers, and gyrating with a foam finger between your legs.
And, no, wearing black n-p-le pasties under a fishnet dress does not count as being creative. It almost seems like you’re just being lazy now. You don’t even have to try too hard. you’re a naturally creative gal.
Taylor Swift turns her heart breaks into songs; maybe you can turn yours into, uhm, we don’t know,
Miley Cyrus performed her hit song “Wrecking Ball” at the i Heart Radio event yesterday wearing a fish-et dress that revealed her und-rw-ar and two black n-p-le pasties.
To see how things can change very quickly in a span of a year, look at this photo (taken just last year) of Miley when she still knew how to show skin with sophistication.
