Since news of the Scandoval broke in March, I’ve been anticipating watching the cast of Vanderpump Rules gather before Andy Cohen to rip Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss—but mostly, Sandoval—to shreds. Now the trailer for the upcoming reunion has finally arrived, and it’s even more explosive than one could imagine. (James Kennedy calls Sandoval “a worm with a mustache.”)
The first part of the Vanderpump Rules Season 10 reunion will air on May 24, following a supersized season finale with reactions to the Scandoval. And it looks like we’ll be watching the entirety of it through our fingers.
In this 2-minute teaser alone, we’ve got Cohen serving Scheana
Shay what is presumably the restraining order Leviss filed against her.
We’ve got Kennedy getting up from his chair and charging at Sandoval.
Sandoval has a meltdown outside of a trailer. Lisa Vanderpump shows up to
scold Leviss. Somehow, Cohen’s cue cards end up on the other side of the
room.
In the first few seconds of this explosive preview, Cohen
asks Sandoval and Leviss when their affair “went from a one-night-stand to a
full-blown relationship.” Later, he asks if the two are in love. Of course,
Bravo isn’t going to spoil us with these answers, but the two definitely
appear to be a unified force.
At one point, we see Sandoval and Leviss talking in a trailer
during a break. “They’re making you and me to be pathological liars,” the
Tom Tom owner says. “I see that, even though we know that we’re not,” Levis
replies. Um, you’re not not pathological liars!
Another huge
question fans have wanted answered is when supposed decoy Tom Schwartz knew
his best friend and business partner was sneaking around with Leviss. In the
trailer, Schwartz says Sandoval told him in “late August.” Sandoval begins
to rebut his claim, as if it makes him less guilty somehow. “Did you guys
not put your timelines together to match?” Lala Kent retorts.
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While Sandoval appears mostly angry and defensive, we get
a brief moment of remorse from Leviss when she tells Madix she’s been “super
selfish.” That adjective isn’t good enough for Madix who, in her now-famous
red “revenge” dress, calls her “diabolical, demented, and subhuman.”
(Yikes). Kennedy chimes in to call Sandoval and Leviss “poo poo
heads.”
Shockingly, no tears seem to be shed by Madix, Leviss or
Sandoval—at least in this teaser. Madix is notably chill and composed,
probably because she knows the entire world, minus Howie Mandel, is on her
side. At one point, Sandoval turns to say something to her, and she swiftly
replies, “Don’t even fucking look at me. You don’t deserve to look at this.”
We have to agree!