Witty, candid, and controversial excerpts spark speculation about the Duchess’s next chapter
Meghan Markle’s alleged upcoming book, tentatively titled Divorce Diaries: Tales of Freedom and Face Cream, has set royal commentators abuzz with its rumoured blend of humour, heartache, and high drama.
If leaked excerpts are to be believed, Meghan’s signature candid style shines through as she reflects on her past relationships and public life. Among the more cheeky remarks is a quip that draws comparisons to Diana’s famous line: “There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded. There were X-boxes everywhere.” A playful jab at her ex-husband’s gaming habits, the comment is emblematic of Meghan’s witty approach.
Adding fuel to the intrigue, Meghan allegedly dubs her book not as a post-divorce memoir but as a “pre-next husband book.” This self-aware and unconventional take seems poised to challenge traditional narratives of moving on.
One of the more eyebrow-raising excerpts reportedly critiques Prince Harry’s memoir, Spare. “Harry totally held me back. I told him not to write about his todger. That was so embarrassing. I can’t believe we weren’t even paid for the Elizabeth Arden product placement,” she allegedly writes, referring to the infamous frostbite anecdote from Harry’s book.
Meghan also takes a sharp dig at the couple’s complicated relationship with the media. “The media wouldn’t leave us alone, even after we asked for privacy on Spotify, Netflix, and in book form!” The comment highlights the paradox of seeking a quieter life while maintaining a high-profile presence.
While it remains unclear whether this book is in the works or merely a rumour, its alleged contents suggest Meghan is once again ready to redefine her narrative, blending humour, vulnerability, and a touch of sass. Fans and critics alike are eager to see how this story unfolds.
